BENEDICK

     I know that; but I would have thee hence, and here again.

     Exit Boy

     I do much wonder that one man, seeing how much
     another man is a fool when he dedicates his
     behaviors to love, will, after he hath laughed at
     such shallow follies in others, become the argument
     of his own scorn by failing in love: and such a man
     is Claudio. I have known when there was no music
     with him but the drum and the fife; and now had he
     rather hear the tabour and the pipe: I have known
     when he would have walked ten mile a-foot to see a
     good armour; and now will he lie ten nights awake,
     carving the fashion of a new doublet. He was wont to
     speak plain and to the purpose, like an honest man
     and a soldier; and now is he turned orthography; his
     words are a very fantastical banquet, just so many
     strange dishes. May I be so converted and see with
     these eyes? I cannot tell; I think not: I will not
     be sworn, but love may transform me to an oyster; but
     I'll take my oath on it, till he have made an oyster
     of me, he shall never make me such a fool. One woman
     is fair, yet I am well; another is wise, yet I am
     well; another virtuous, yet I am well; but till all
     graces be in one woman, one woman shall not come in
     my grace. Rich she shall be, that's certain; wise,
     or I'll none; virtuous, or I'll never cheapen her;
     fair, or I'll never look on her; mild, or come not
     near me; noble, or not I for an angel; of good
     discourse, an excellent musician, and her hair shall
     be of what colour it please God. Ha! the prince and
     Monsieur Love! I will hide me in the arbour.

Act 2 Scene 3, Much Ado About Nothing, W.S.